Oil Spill Overreaction

Despite headlines screaming “the worst oil spill in history,� it turns out the BP blowout disaster wasn't really as big a deal as you'd have thought.

Oh, well…sorry.

According to the feds, 74% of all the oil leaked into the Gulf has already been removed. “Much of the rest,� The New York Times summarizes a government report released today, “is so diluted that it does not seem to pose much additional risk of harm.�

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Health Care and Oil Industries Attacked by Zombies

A letter to the editor of The Financial Times:

I am a pensioner and a shareholder in BP.

I understand that the board of BP is handing over to the US government $20 billion with no conditions, though the company has no legal obligations to do so. I also understand [that the] representative of the US government who has [the] responsibility for disbursing has said he will “err on the side of the claimant,� an invitation to every conman in the southern USA to get his spoon into the pot at my expense.

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Tony Hayward Before Congress: No Sympathy for the Oil Man

Poor Tony Hayward.

The man was devoured by zombies last week.

Now that we've figured out how history works, we're begging to see the forces of history at work all around us – an eternal fight between the zombies and the producers. We're surrounded by zombies. They are all around us. Tort lawyers. Bureaucrats. Politicians. Welfare slaves. Chiselers. Layabouts. Whiners.

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