In my monthly report to Glabbnarxx, the new despotic Overlord for this sector of the galaxy (and who, I heard, is supposed to be a real pinhead of a dork), I included the news that as a result of oceans of money being created and spent, you would think that none of the sentient inhabitants of this planet called Earth would buy bonds to receive the paltry, miserable, fixed coupon stream from the already-overpriced bonds because of the horrifying, unstoppable inflation in consumer prices that will soon, and surely, result from all the insane amounts of money being created by the Federal Reserve, which was then borrowed and spent by the federal government, and thus the price of bonds will soon fall in response to such inflation in prices, handing a huge capital loss to any moron who bought bonds at today's extremely high, ludicrously high, insanely high prices (and thus interest rates at such extreme, ludicrous, insane lows).