Those of us who are now called “gold bugs� will soon be referred to as “genius rich persons who must be obeyed� because we bought gold, silver and oil while the rest of the world got laughably infatuated with paper assets, which top scholars will tell you shows why the word “infatuated� sounds sort of like “flatulence� in a secret-code kind of way, which (when one has successfully calibrated one's Mogambo Secret Decode Ring (MSDR)) can be unscrambled to reveal the message, “You will be so rich that when you fart, you can ask ‘What is that smell?' and all around you people who have been losing everything by not buying gold, silver and oil will answer in unison ‘It is truly the smell of sweet, sweet roses, second in delight only to the heavenly odor of your feet, oh, glorious genius rich person!' because they know what will happen to them if they don't.�